Ops... he jumped off!

Sw - He has kill himself to not serve our mistress?
Sm - I think he just wanted to run away... but in the fall, he broke his neck.
Sw - in any case, he was an idiot!
GTS - Ahem... reminder to myself: a soft carpet is not enough to prevent a tinies' die, for the fall.
Sm - ... Especially if he take a header from a coffee table...

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C'mon, friends... It also takes a bit of humor and irony in ours fantasies